so which is it?
time after time we’re told to live every day like it’s our last and
time after time we’re given a set of guidelines that control every decision we make.
do we do what we love? what makes us happy? what we want?
or do we go to school, get a job, pick a number and step in line?
i guess this is what everybody thinks about at least once in their life,
but i’m thinking about it now. fuck standing in line, for now…
Tina Fey: Well, because our host, Reverend Al Sharpton, is an active presidential candidate, a number of NBC affiliates around the country are refusing to air tonight’s show, for fear that other candidates will demand equal time. Since our show isn’t being seen in these cities, we can finally say whatever we want about… Des Moines, Iowa.
Jimmy Fallon: Snoozeville, U.S.A.!
Tina Fey: Sacramento, California.
Jimmy Fallon: More like, Suck-romento!
Tina Fey: Portland, Maine.
Jimmy Fallon: The fart capital of the world!
Tina Fey: Memphis and Nashville, Tennessee.
Jimmy Fallon: Y’all come back, now ya’ queers!
Tina Fey: Oklahoma.
Jimmy Fallon: Never heard of it.
Tina Fey: Boston
Jimmy Fallon: Well… they…
Together: …just hate black people.
Tina Fey: And, finally - Rochester, Minnesota.
Jimmy Fallon: Nerds!
Tina Fey: You guys are -
Together: NERDS!!!
Don Pardo [voiceover]: You’ve been watching “Jimmy & Tina Yelling At Cities That Refuse To Show Saturday Night Live Tonight.” This is Don Pardo saying, “Suck it, Des Moines!”“Boston, well, they…they just hate black people.”
the entire state of oklahoma didnt air saturday night live?
i saw the cover for the daily news of july 2nd and this was the first thing that popped into my head. my only problem was i couldnt do it myself. so i enslaved carlo and made him work hours on end to produce this image. i consider our masterpiece. viola
